Q: What do you call 13 Witches in a hot tub? A: A Self-Cleaning Coven
A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller.
"You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says.
"That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man.
"That's what you think," says the fortune teller.
Q: Why did the Wiccan novitiate give up pork? A: She thought the Rede said, "Chew what you will, but ham?--none."
As part of an Interfaith community project, A right wing Christian priest, a rabbi, and a Pagan priestess decided that in order to improve relations in the community, they will go on a fishing trip together on a local pond. They're out in the boat, and the Pagan priestess excuses herself to go to the bathroom back on the shore. She gets out, walks across the water back to shore, and then walks back across the water to the boat.
The Christian priest looks in amazement, crosses himself, and they continue fishing. It comes on about noon time, and the rabbi realizes they left their lunches back on shore. So he gets up, walks across the water to the shore, retrieves the lunches, and walks back across the water to the boat.
The Christian priest, now completely amazed, and a little bit righteous, thinks, "not to be outdone by two heathens, I can do that too!!" So he gets up, excuses himself to go to the bathroom, takes a step out of the boat and promptly sinks to the bottom.
While he's flailing around in the water, the rabbi looks at the priestess and says, "Do you think we should have told him about the rocks?"
You know your getting old when your kid graduates from high school!! Mine just graduated last night, and I don't feel any older then like 28. But now that she's out of high school I suddenly feel my age, and still I rebel against it.
Well last Sun. I went to southern fair in Irwindale. The main reason I went, was last year I saw Snowball, one of the Poxy Bogards break his penis. Now you must understand that this was a sign he used while singing "The Good Ship Venus". When I saw this I knew he needed a bigger better penis. So using my Scottish ingenuity I made him an iron clad penis. Guarantied not to break. I was able to give it to him last Sun. It was one much bigger then he was used to. But you can see for yourself on the video.
What a blast! Sir Walter Reilghy made his entrance on Sat., and stole the Queens attentions. And I do belive this was the first privy council a Irish Lord, (MacFiann) sat on the council. Poor devil revieled himself to be a trator though, if he only could have held his temper. Can't wait till next weekend for all the faulteral once again.
Just think, only 8 days and counting down!!! Can't wait it's been to long already! Having serious withdrawls. Need the magic of fair! Oh yea southern fair starts the same day but Esco is much better!!
