You know your getting old when your kid graduates from high school!!  Mine just graduated last night, and I don't feel any older then like 28.  But now that she's out of high school I suddenly feel my age, and still I rebel against it.

Blessings

Jeff

Well last Sun. I went to southern fair in Irwindale.  The main reason I went, was last year I saw Snowball, one of the Poxy Bogards break his penis.  Now you must understand that this was a sign he used while singing "The Good Ship Venus".  When I saw this I knew he needed a bigger better penis.  So using my Scottish ingenuity I made him an iron clad penis.  Guarantied not to break.  I was able to give it to him last Sun.  It was one much bigger then he was used to.  But you can see for yourself on the video.

Blessings all

Lochlan,

A.K.A. Lord Burghley

A.K.A. Jeff

What a blast!  Sir Walter Reilghy made his entrance on Sat., and stole the Queens attentions.  And I do belive this was the first privy council a Irish Lord, (MacFiann) sat on the council.  Poor devil revieled himself to be a trator though, if he only could have held his temper.  Can't wait till next weekend for all the faulteral once again.

Blessings

Jeff

Just think, only 8 days and counting down!!!  Can't wait it's been to long already!  Having serious withdrawls.  Need the magic of fair!  Oh yea southern fair starts the same day but Esco is much better!! 

Blessings

Jeff

Chastity

My heart yearns, my loins burn,

These feelings I would not have,

If thee did not exist in my life,

What would help to ease this pain?

Should I pluck my eyes out?

Would that vision still remain?

So clearly etched in my mind

The earth quaking beneath me,

The volcano about to erupt,

These things I feel only,

When Chastity is wrapped about me,

Never again shall I dwell,

On those harlots who work for thrupens,

Or the fine ladies, who will not greet me,

Pure my heart shall be,

Now that I've found my Chastity